Pottery with Attitude!!!
These salty small mushrooms don't like to be disturbed and have FUCK OFF written on their caps. Anyone looking at them would think at first that they were just cute ornaments, but turn them around and you get the message!
Made from stoneware clay they make the perfect addition to any home or garden to tell unwanted visitors to go away.
These mushrooms are handmade and glazed by Hanne, here in my studio in the South West of Britain.
This listing is for 1 mushroom.
Due to the handmade nature of the sculpture every mushroom varies slightly in size and shape.
Approximately 3 inches in height
5-7 business days
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
May 23, 2022
Quality item, fun present, highly recommend.
Feb 2, 2022
Love the mardiness. Brilliant pressie for my fungi loving friend.
Jan 6, 2022
This Mardy Mushroom has made us laugh every day since we unboxed him! He has clearly been made with love and humour and was packaged so snuggly and safely and delivered fast. We are delighted with him! Thanks!
Dec 31, 2021
Bought as a gift, my friend loves it!
Dec 25, 2021
Such a funny well made mushy. I love him!!