Mardy Mushroom, rude mushroom, funny swearing "fuck off" toadstool
$17.95
Pottery with Attitude!!!
These salty small mushrooms don't like to be disturbed and have FUCK OFF written on their caps. Anyone looking at them would think at first that they were just cute ornaments, but turn them around and you get the message!
Made from stoneware clay they make the perfect addition to any home or garden to tell unwanted visitors to go away.
These mushrooms are handmade and glazed by Hanne, here in my studio in the South West of Britain.
This listing is for 1 mushroom.
Due to the handmade nature of the sculpture every mushroom varies slightly in size and shape.
Approximately 3 inches in height
Shipping from United Kingdom
Processing time
5-7 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and exchanges
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
I don't accept cancellations
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
The following items can't be returned or exchanged
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
- Custom or personalized orders
- Perishable products (like food or flowers)
- Digital downloads
- Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Reviews (17)
Average:
Sep 19, 2022
Kerry Huggins
Aug 21, 2022
Manuel
Aug 1, 2022
The mushroom is of really good quality and looks great in my garden guarding my veg patch from any unwanted guests and pests with it's intimidating eyes , solid purchase ! .
nordlandsviking
Jul 29, 2022
Absolutely beautiful. Packed with care. One very happy customer
Viv Hamer
Jul 10, 2022
Lovely little mushrooms! Love the cheeky words on their heads! I bought one for a friend and she loved it! And one for myself which was a slightly ruder one, and I love it! Thank you delivery was quick and it was packed really well with care! I will definitely get some more.
penelopewalter