Mardy Mushroom, rude mushroom, funny swearing "Twat" toadstool

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Pottery with Attitude!!!
These salty small mushrooms just love to remind humans what they really think of them with TWAT written on their caps. Anyone looking at them would think at first that they were just cute ornaments, but turn them around and you get the message!
Made from stoneware clay they make the perfect addition to any home or garden to tell unwanted visitors to go away.

These mushrooms are handmade and glazed by Hanne, here in my studio in the South West of Britain.

This listing is for 1 mushroom.
Due to the handmade nature of the sculpture every mushroom varies slightly in size and shape.
Approximately 3 inches in height

Shipping from United Kingdom

Processing time

5-7 business days

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Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

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The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

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It was a perfect, unique birthday gift for a friend who is a big fan of foraging! Delivery was fast and the mushroom is great quality.

Gorgeous, was a gift and they absolutely love it 💜

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