Mardy Mushroom, rude mushroom, funny swearing "cunt" toadstool


Whimsical Stoneware Mushrooms with a Bold Message

Are you ready to add a touch of irreverent charm to your space? Look no further than our "Pottery with Attitude" collection! These cheeky small mushrooms are far from your ordinary garden ornaments—they come with a bold message, discreetly inscribed on their caps.

Made from durable stoneware clay, these mushrooms are as resilient as they are sassy. At first glance, they appear to be cute and innocent, but turn them around, and you'll discover the surprise they hold. These unique creations are the perfect addition to any home or garden, serving as a whimsical way to tell unwanted visitors to take a hike.

Handcrafted with love and glazed to perfection by Penny, our talented artist in our cozy studio nestled in the picturesque South West of Britain, each mushroom is a unique work of art.

This listing offers one mushroom, and please note that due to their handmade nature, each mushroom varies slightly in size and shape, standing at approximately 2 1/2 inches in height.

Carantoc Art is a small, family-run pottery studio located in Weston-super-Mare, proudly crafting every piece by hand without the use of molds or outsourcing from other manufacturers. When you choose our pottery, you're choosing authenticity, artistry, and a touch of bold attitude!

Shipping from United Kingdom

Processing time

5-7 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

Secure options
  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Conditions of return

Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

Legal imprint